go to fucking medical school?!

this is what my manager told me because customers are not spending money at the club. hrmph. i have some suggestions on improving conditions other than me going to medical school. at least i had a few lap dances, other girls were going home with none (and i sold two pairs of panties)! i think a better idea is dropping 27 pounds and auditioning for the penthouse club that is soon to open in philly. so, i've got my slimquick (omg all i've done all day is pee) and my fruits and veggies. and a whole lot of crankiness. as usual. it's hard being snarky all the time but for all you folks out there, i don't mind working on it.

when i got home i watched the 2008 avn's. how hot/awesome is sasha grey?! i have to say that she is my favorite porn star ever of all time. i love that she always looks like she's going to kick your fucking ass, and i also happen to know she enjoys metal very much. my neighboor interviewed her! also, joanna looked all cute getting her man's award. she's so tiny in real life! i used to pose for her site when in was a senior in high school/in college and whenever you hug you feel like a freakin' giant (i'm only 5'3" dude). i know this is all really old news but i haven't had the chance to blog about it yet.